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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Irwindale, California – Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno walked away from a scary car crash while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jay Leno’s longtime Tonight Show segment producer David Berg has written a book…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Late Show” host David Letterman announced his plans to retire “sometime…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The beginning of the third week of “The Tonight Show Starring…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kampala, Uganda – The nation of Uganda has now not only made it illegal nationwide to be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Justice Department announces that there is a ongoing bribery investigation involving five…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – During President Obama’s recent appearance on the “Tonight Show”, Jay Leno was visibly irritated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Castel Gandolfo, Italy – Benedict XVI gets candid with newly elected Pope Francis I. He tells him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Bill Maher now realizes that he will probably get sued by Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Musical director Paul Shaffer announces that he is seriously considering leaving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – During a commercial when President Obama recently appeared on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno tells…

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