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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN boss Jeff Zucker has been forced to address online rumors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hamburg, Germany – Claas Relotius, a reporter and editor, admitted to fabricating parts of at least 14…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Parkland, Florida – A Florida student claims that CNN rewrote his question for the network’s town hall…

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BREAKING NEWS –  New York City, New York – CNN put the “J” in journalism Sunday night, with a marijuana-themed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump’s Justice Department is reportedly mulling an antitrust challenge to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN has issued a public apology regarding Hurricane Harvey. They initially warned that people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – When Donald Trump reasserted his support for profiling in order to combat the terror…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested that he may charge CNN…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump has an unusual proposal for CNN: He wants the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Once again “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart gets big laughs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In a controversial move, CNN adds New York City chef Anthony Bourdain to…

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