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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he’s ready to call for a boycott over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN‘s handling of its latest controversy offers fresh evidence that the…

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