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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California Gov. Jerry Brown vetoed two bills  that would have allowed non-citizens, including undocumented…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California Gov. Jerry Brown ramped up his criticism of President Trump saying that “something’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The Golden State lawmakers voted to bar middle and high schools from starting before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Suspects awaiting trial in California will now have their bail eliminated, according to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Due to the deteriorating budget crisis, Governor Jerry Brown announced that he plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is prodding lawmakers to add a sizable tax on citizens drinking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Gov. Jerry Brown signs legislation allowing physician-assisted suicide that will go into effect next…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California Governor Jerry Brown (D) appeared on ABC’s “This Week” program, making what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Despite cost overruns, lawsuits, public opposition and a projected completion date 13 years behind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that he strongly endorses a provision of the latest California…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown announces that it is costing the state of California millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown is upset with Texas Governor Rick Perry for running ads in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Due to three cities in California filing for bankruptcy, Governor Jerry Brown is selling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown prepares to sign a controversial bill that allows free health care…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules that California must release between 37,000 and 46,000 convicted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – After the election was over, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was seen hugging newly elected governor,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Trying to garner support in the extremely liberal west coast state from anyone or…

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