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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A journalist at The Root says the Rev. Jesse Jackson sexually harassed her after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – The previously limited-edition M&M’s White Chocolate will soon be available year-round. A spokesman for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – The Rev. Jesse Jackson has apparently acknowledged that Hillary Clinton broke federal laws…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jesse Jackson was photographed on set in his first acting debut, dressed up as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – In preparation for the 2017 version of the dictionary, Merriam-Webster announced that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News, Jesse Jackson made the incredible statement, “Semi-automatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Because the Spokane chapter of the NAACP decided to keep Rachel Dolezal, after she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rev. Jesse Jackson, the polarizing civil rights activist, is calling for Little League International…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is now weighing in on the Oscar nominated movie “American Sniper”, referring…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is now calling for a nationwide boycott against all U.S. based airlines….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson states that he plans on contacting the U.S. Justice Department, demanding that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Jesse Jackson cries racism, ‘privilege’ over Ebola patient Thomas Eric Duncan treatment before his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – Jesse Jackson announces that he plans on organizing protestors to demonstrate at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Burger King in Japan introduces an all-black cheese burger. The Kuro Peral Burger is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson becomes instrumental in a measure of healing for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is currently trying to solicit people to join him in a class…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – The state General Assembly approved nutrition legislation that threatened to remove chocolate milk from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have joined forces again with a new cause. In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cheyenne, Wyoming – Sen. Bruce Burns who is also a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, is…

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