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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said religious institutions should be stripped of their…

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Meanwhile, Saul was still breathing out murderous threats against the Lord’s disciples. He went to the high priest and asked him for…

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Jesus wept. John 11:35

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Nipsey Hussle has received what seems like an unprecedented amount of love from…

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Then the Jewish leaders took Jesus from Caiaphas to the palace of the Roman governor. By now it was early…

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While he was still speaking a crowd came up, and the man who was called Judas, one of the Twelve,…

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The next day the great crowd that had come for the festival heard that Jesus was on his way to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Illinois Rep. Luis Gutierrez blasted Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen as “a liar” and…

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Hark! The herald angels sing… 

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez complained about voters being influenced by the “pulpit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Jim Acosta is now threatening to go on a hunger strike until he…

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If you want to love like Jesus, you’ve got to… Become more mindful – less detached Become more approachable –…

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As Christians, we should always pray for America.

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