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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Jim Acosta is now threatening to go on a hunger strike until he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House has revoked press credentials for CNN reporter Jim Acosta, following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass to access the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former CNN producer Steve Krakauer took to Twitter to blast Jim Acosta, the network’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta railed against Kim Kardashian West, visiting the Oval…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the heels of his latest fiery clash with a White House spokesperson, CNN…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer said CNN reporter Jim Acosta should apologize…

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