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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – While speaking during his annual report at the Carter Center, former President Jimmy Carter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are arising about the mental health of Joe Biden after he got…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For the seventh year in a row, Jimmy Carter wins the award for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Jimmy Carter claimed that he would have been re-elected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Willie Nelson, who famously smoked marijuana on the roof of the White House during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an article by the Washington Post, an unnamed professional ventriloquist acknowledged that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Plains, Georgia – The New York Daily News has reported that Jimmy Carter says President Obama is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to historians and the Guinness Book of World Records, President Obama has broken…

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BREAKING NEWS – Plains, Georgia – Jimmy Carter finally explains some of the comments he made in the past that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – During the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library on the campus of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rumors continue to circulate regarding the senility of former President Jimmy Carter. Questions about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Former President Jimmy Carter angers a lot of people after giving his condolences to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Jimmy Carter states at a congressional hearing that he understands why in…

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