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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney CEO Bob Iger called the handling of stars Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The beginning of the third week of “The Tonight Show Starring…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Justice Department announces that there is a ongoing bribery investigation involving five…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, Kanye West repeatedly calls…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West appears on Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show, less than…

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