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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Vice President Joe Biden referenced record players while answering a question during Thursday’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Joe Biden continues to pile up the gaffes while campaigning, with his latest one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host “Charlamagne the God” of the Breakfast Club, expressed his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rock Hills, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden said that many immigrants brought to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hanover, New Hampshire – Joe Biden painted a vivid scene for the 400 people packed into a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – “I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts,” Biden, 76, told an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – After Joe Biden’s repeated gaffes while campaigning in New England, his staffers have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Urbandale, Iowa – In Joe Biden’s latest gaffe, he places the  assassinations of  Dr. Martin Luther King…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden remains the clear front-runner in the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Joe Biden’s latest gaffe on the campaign trail was mistakenly recalling the location of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama said that he plans on moving to an undisclosed remote location…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – The recent rash of linguistic blunders are poking holes in Joe Biden’s argument that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic primary frontrunner, made another gaffe when…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore once again tried to make the case…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The official winner of Wednesday night’s Democratic debate in Detroit: Kool-Aid. Sen. Cory Booker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.” That familiar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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