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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic candidate, can welcome a sixth grandchild into his family…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden, criticized President Donald Trump for pardoning American service members…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Joe Biden says he welcomes Michael Bloomberg into the race for the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another geographical gaffe while on a campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Former President Barack Obama endorsed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in his reelection effort…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hunter Biden broke his silence in his first televised interview since his overseas…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – President Trump unloaded on Joe and Hunter Biden over their Ukrainian business dealings in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Biden campaign sent a letter to Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Earlier this year, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore begged Michelle Obama to run for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – More and more people are worried about how Joe Biden is dealing with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A photo obtained by Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight” shows former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden has now given an in depth interview regarding the comments he made…

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