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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden delivered a speech before a mostly black congregation…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Joe Biden is the only 2020 presidential candidate who was in the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anamosa, Iowa – The 2020 Democratic front-runner Joe Biden’s “No Malarkey!” bus is no more. The former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, New Hampshire – Former Vice President Joe Biden took a shot at Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Independence County, Arkansas – Hunter Biden’s attorneys fired back after a private investigation firm again attempted to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Exeter, New Hampshire – Former Vice President Joe Biden said he would be willing to name a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Madison, Iowa – Pete Buttigieg says he “would not have wanted to see” his son serving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden on sought to “clarify” his prior remarks that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden may name-drop Barack Obama every chance he gets, but it looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Independence County, Arkansas – The mother of Hunter Biden’s child says the son of former vice president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One of President Obama’s former doctors reportedly disputed a letter released by former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A political panel rips a new Joe Biden political ad: ‘One of the worst…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Joe Biden fidgeted on stage for about ten minutes, trying to turn on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden has been signaling to aides that he would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Joe Biden’s latest gaffe has farmers questioning his mental health in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed in a new interview that when his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden finally confronts CNN’s, David Axelrod, who was former President Barack Obama’s chief…

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