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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea criticized Joe Biden as a “fool of low IQ” after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal attorney, said, Joe Biden’s son Hunter’s dealings in Ukraine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Democratic front runner Joe Biden doubles down on his comment regarding China while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, weighing a 2020 White House bid, once advocated continued school segregation in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Monticello, Iowa – While at the Cone Shoppe, former Vice President Joe Biden gets candid about his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A 1987 clip of Joe Biden has resurfaced, showing him exaggerating his academic record,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Joe Biden told donors that he’s heard from 14 heads of state from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama took President Trump’s win and Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Alyssa Milano is under fire after supporting Joe Biden over MeToo claims. Biden was accused by former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Joe Biden, he “asked” Obama ‘not to endorse’ him in the democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, in an online video, officially declared his candidacy for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden stunned a small crowd when he threatened to punch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked email from from DNC Chair Tom Perez, shows him giving a stern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has offered up some advice on how former Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of Joe Biden’s inner circle are becoming increasingly convinced the Bernie Sanders’ campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A former Democratic candidate in Nevada has accused former Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats in D,C. are saying they have some serious concerns regarding Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic nominee, met with former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden a.k.a. “Crazy Joe”, said he is seriously considering asking…

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