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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is hitting back against President Trump following his comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While NBC decided to hold a private meeting in mid-June to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another stunning campaign promise, this time to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are arising about the mental health of Joe Biden after he got…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal comedian Rosie O’Donnell is convinced that former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized on Saturday over the pain he caused…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Boosted by a break-out performance in last week’s first round of Democratic presidential nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are about the same age, with Sanders being 77…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sen. Cory Booker accused Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden of not having the right…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are around the same age, 77 and 76. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Democratic presidential candidate Eric Swalwell was the first to launch a direct attack at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – According to some unnamed staffers at Joe Biden’s campaign, they are so certain that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – During the democratic debate, Kamala Harris appeared to have really rattled Joe Biden in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., defended former Vice President Joe Biden during her weekly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders and his supporters for alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottumwa, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise… to “cure cancer” if he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Vice President Joe Biden, a 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful, takes Virmania Villalobos, 10,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joe Biden’s questionable record on his involvement of civil rights in 1964 have resurfaced….

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