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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Another woman Elisa Grubbs, has come forward accusing Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., of putting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Speaking on ABC’s “This Week,” Cokie Roberts made a startling admission:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – No one had to guess whether Rep. John Conyers wore boxers or briefs, according…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) issued a statement denying allegations that he fired a female…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sexual harassment bombshell is rocking Capitol Hill, after a report claimed powerful Democratic…

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