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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton lashes out at Chicago Police Superintendent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In an unprecedented move, Jussie Smollett’s attorneys are now stating that due to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) initially stated that President Trump was responsible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – At a time when other celebrities are pulling their support for “Empire” actor Jussie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett files two lawsuits for $100 million dollars each, against his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Jussie Smollett was arrested for filing a false police report,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – More than three weeks after he alleged that he was the victim of a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Cook County state’s attorney has recused herself from the investigation surrounding Jussie Smollett,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-host Robin Roberts addressed on Monday’s show her…

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