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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jussie Smollett hit back at a social media user who compared his alleged hate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The FOX television network announced that it will move forward with a sixth season…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s top prosecutor, Kim Foxx, has been subpoenaed Friday over her handling of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx described “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett as a “washed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Disorderly conduct charges against “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett, who was accused of staging a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton lashes out at Chicago Police Superintendent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In an unprecedented move, Jussie Smollett’s attorneys are now stating that due to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) initially stated that President Trump was responsible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – At a time when other celebrities are pulling their support for “Empire” actor Jussie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett files two lawsuits for $100 million dollars each, against his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Jussie Smollett was arrested for filing a false police report,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – More than three weeks after he alleged that he was the victim of a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Cook County state’s attorney has recused herself from the investigation surrounding Jussie Smollett,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-host Robin Roberts addressed on Monday’s show her…

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