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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – President Trump is said to be outraged at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau tweeted that those fleeing “persecution, terror & war, Canada…

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BREAKING NEWS – Toronto, Canada – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Saturday that Canada will welcome refugees rejected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of conservative lawyers are now keeping a list of all the liberal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Rosie O’Donnell, Al Sharpton, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone, Samuel L. Jackson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – The new Prime Minister of Canada Liberal Justin Trudeau, doubles down on a statement…

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