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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democratic Sen. Kamala Harris attempted to grill Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – An aide to California Attorney General Kamala Harris has been arrested along with…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The California Supreme Court is now considering granting Sergio Garcia a law license,…

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KamaBREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Seven seismologists that monitor the San Andreas Fault have been indicted for illegally…

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