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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she is withdrawing from the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Fans of Taylor Swift aren’t too happy with California Senator Kamala Harris, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – 2020 presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., released a never-before-seen video of her reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – In a bizarre back-and-forth on her attendance, Kamala Harris said Saturday she would,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Almost all the senators in the 2020 Democratic presidential field enjoy the support of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden remains the clear front-runner in the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore once again tried to make the case…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit Michigan – Sen. Kamala Harris responds to 2020 opponent Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, after the lawmaker from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, is now stating that Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., is “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After an elaborate random drawing aired live on CNN, former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York –  Kamala Harris took a swipe at her 2020 competitor and colleague,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Kamala Harris is now defending herself against a viral tweet which reads:…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson may be considered a long shot for the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Boosted by a break-out performance in last week’s first round of Democratic presidential nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – During the democratic debate, Kamala Harris appeared to have really rattled Joe Biden in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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