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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kathy Griffin had some sharp words for Michael Moore, after “Fahrenheit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kathy Griffin took a vicious new swing at the first lady over the immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – Comedian Kathy Griffin criticized fellow comedian Kevin Hart for not making fun of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – After spending the better part of a year embroiled in scandal, Kathy Griffin…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “I’m getting a lot of online hate from trolls who think…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin is in another public feud, this time with a person thought…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin, who’s started to push back against the controversy over her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin is hoping for a comeback. The comedian announced her “Laughing Your…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin, the comedian that made headlines after she was featured in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disgraced comedian Kathy Griffin says she smiles now to cover up her pain,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Kathy Griffin and Hillary Clinton are now the leading vote getters for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – After Hillary Clinton’s outright refusal to take any responsibility for her devastating loss last year, and Kathy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The Church of Satan has disavowed any association with Kathy Griffin in response to…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. George, Utah – Kathy Griffin has lost her endorsement deal with the creators of the toilet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One “Jeopardy!” champion and best-selling children’s book author Ken Jennings, is facing heat after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin posed for a photo shoot in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Kathy Griffin was detained and questioned by policeman in Los Angeles, after she was…

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