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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pontivy, France – A gang of chickens at a French farming school this week are suspected of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gisborne, New Zealand – Stan Lee, the comic book mastermind who changed the landscape of the superhero…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore to take aim at President Trump on Broadway this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – In Japan, KFC is now offering customers something it’s calling a “Finger Nup” (nup…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Experiencing weight gain? Call it November 8 gain! “Post-election blues are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fallujah, Iraq – Depraved jihadis fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq have started using chickens as…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A U.S. Army mega aircraft – a hybrid of plane, helicopter, hovercraft and airship-…

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BREAKING NEWS – Eureka, California – Yurok tribal tradition holds the California condor as sacred, with ancient stories saying the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – KFC has announced that it is releasing a limited edition chicken corsage this prom…

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BREAKING NEWS – Madrid, Spain – A new aircraft designed by Oscar Vinals called the “AWWA Sky Whale”, may soon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – PETA praises the nation of Israel, after they began aggressive plans to eliminate…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Malcolm X was an admired, revered, and a feared human rights activist of the 1960’s. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – PETA is still upset over their inability to prevent ‘International Pillow Fight Day’ in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – The CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken David C. Novak, states that PETA is making…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – A rabbi is showing some young boys the proper way to fill out…

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BREAKING NEWS – Triploi, Libya – Angry protesters vandalize and destroy a KFC and Hardee’s. They were outraged at both…

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BREAKING NEWS – KFC CEO David C. Novak, decides to take the exact opposite position of competitor Chic-fil-A, by saying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest movies I ever saw when I was a little boy was “The Birds”. I slept with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Kentucky Fried Chicken avoids going to trial, and settles out of court in…

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