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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An Illinois judge granted two sweeping search warrants ordering Google to turn over a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The FOX television network announced that it will move forward with a sixth season…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago’s top prosecutor, Kim Foxx, has been subpoenaed Friday over her handling of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx described “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett as a “washed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Disorderly conduct charges against “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett, who was accused of staging a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Cook County state’s attorney has recused herself from the investigation surrounding Jussie Smollett,…

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