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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sentosa, Singapore – During the historic meeting between North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump is now being accused of manipulating and bullying Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump, on the heels of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “begged” for the summit with President Trump to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s motorcade may not be as indestructible as President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Mike Pompeo secured the release of 3 American hostages detained in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Al Sharpton who has rarely been seen in public since November of 2016,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Experts say that Trump’s strategy dealing with the rogue regime – a combination of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – As North Koreans return home this week from the Pyeongchang Winter Games, possibly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gangneung, South Korea – The head of North Korea’s most popular female band singer Hyon Song Wol,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea is stepping up its execution of top political officers to prevent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – North Korean officials agreed to send a delegation to next month’s Winter Olympics…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – South Korea is making sure North Korea doesn’t forget about the regime’s soldier…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – A high ranking official, once described as the ‘second most powerful man in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – An elite North Korean soldier stationed at the heavily guarded Demilitarized Zone made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – About 200 people are feared dead in North Korea after underground tunnels at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News foreign correspondent Keir Simmons reported that a North Korean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean state media has reported that leader Kim Jong Un has promoted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea said nearly 5 million citizens have offered to join or re-enlist in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Becoming more desperate after China imposed sanctions against North Korea, and to show…

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