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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – An elite North Korean soldier stationed at the heavily guarded Demilitarized Zone made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – About 200 people are feared dead in North Korea after underground tunnels at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News foreign correspondent Keir Simmons reported that a North Korean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean state media has reported that leader Kim Jong Un has promoted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea said nearly 5 million citizens have offered to join or re-enlist in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Becoming more desperate after China imposed sanctions against North Korea, and to show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reacts with scientists and technicians of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un appears to signal a pause in the escalating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former NBA start Dennis Rodman is now being credited for getting Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, referred to President Trump as a “political rookie”. His criticism…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Dictator Kim Jong Un states that he will never allow North and South…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. military successfully shot down a mock nuclear warhead simulating the speed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, received a thunderous applause from her supporters after she made an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A classified U.S. Air Force spaceplane spent 718 days in orbit before coming down…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – A very angry Kim Jong Un is now threatening to send an intercontinental…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – In a rare move, Dictator Kim Jong Un criticized China directly, saying its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea propaganda releases a video that depicts the United States getting bombed. Dictator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Over the weekend, North Korea attempted to launch a missile from an eastern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Expert: Watch to see if Kim Jong-Un goes into hiding after Syria strike. Gordon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s half-brother was assassinated Monday in Malaysia, South…

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