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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – According to a recent poll of major cities in the United States, currently the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Two of the country’s poorest cities are talking about a merger they say could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brooklyn, New York – LeBron James raised some eyebrows when meeting the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James returns to the Cleveland Cavaliers and his home state, after playing with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California- Now that his contract is up, LeBron James is currently being wined and dined…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The NAACP is now challenging the request by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, for LeBron…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Al Sharpton announces that he now has compelling evidence that George Zimmerman is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Another company may be losing money, because of LeBron’s reputation of breaking down and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – At a press conference, LeBron James states that because of advice by his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James is seen taking questions after losing the NBA Championship to the Dallas…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James, who has a reputation of literally crying after tough losses, is seen…

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