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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A close friend of mine who often mixes up numbers, was recently injured when he fell down. He said he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother frequently instilled in me to have a strong work ethic. For years she was employed at a bakery,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew recently went on trial for attempting to rob a bank. The prosecution stated during the proceedings that they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reading about a magician who joined the U.S. Army in 1943 during World War II. While in Germany…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love history, and I hate it when someone gets their “facts” wrong. Last week a friend of mine told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently visited a friend of mine in Wisconsin, who raised cows, pigs, chickens, and other animals. What was really…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I like calling my friends while I’m in my car and tell them that I am panicking because I lost…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was complaining to me that she is sick and tired one of her children being selfish,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife gave me a box of candy for Valentine’s Day. My suspicions were confirmed after the chocolates tested positive…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have no idea why people often feel compelled to “swear on a stack of bibles”. At the most it…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently got dumped by a woman in a very strange way. We weren’t getting along too well, so when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the definition of “fortified” when my class was given a test while I was in grammar…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met one of my new neighbors last week, and she happens to be a dwarf. She told me her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I dreamed I had bought an entire floor of the Empire State Building and I owned a glue manufacturer. At…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s the queen of the nitpickers. Her nitpicking has driven everyone close to her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I hate interacting with people that easily get off the subject we’re talking about because it really irritates me. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple of months ago, my niece met a man she instantly became attracted to at a party, and she…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It’s amazing how much you can learn from the bible. At church last Sunday I found out that Goliath was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to travel fairly regularly, I lodged at a lot of memorable places. One location that I’ll never…

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