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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a Christian friend of mine that told me he planned on going to New York City to see…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine promised to reward himself by buying a foreign car, if he lost 50 pounds. After he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

There is a large bakery near me, and I love their fresh bread. I always make sure I only purchase…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I often see people walking their pets while riding their bikes in the morning, as I take my daily stroll…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While doing my early morning walk the other day, an unusual thing happened. A bunny approached me, and then began…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew named Wilson, unfortunately always hangs out with the wrong crowd. He finally got arrested for trying to rob…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

About ten years ago, while visiting some of the subtropical wetlands in North Carolina, I noticed a very strange looking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got cheated earlier in the week while riding the bus, when a guy broke a $20 bill for me,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am disappointed and a little offended at my son. Last week I asked to borrow $100 from him and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The best counselor you can have when you stand before God on Judgement Day, is Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, if you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that I felt has always been mentally unstable, recently got hired as a distributor for cashews….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

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