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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been trying to pick up a few pounds, so I have been consuming food that has a lot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago, I had a job putting air in floatable birds that people used in their swimming pools….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When the album “Purple Rain” first came out, my best friend that lives in Minnesota was actually close friends with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hiking alone in an Oregon forest, when I was involved in a terrifying incident. While on the trail…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s currently in the hospital. It’s his own fault for trying this new soft…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, a friend of mine went swimming in the ocean, and told me about a terrifying incident he experienced. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For about the past ten years or so, my next door neighbor has been a member of the PAFLU (People…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor who spontaneously takes naps nearly every day, recently found out that he has narcolepsy. When he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that has been declared legally insane by a psychiatrist, and I feel that the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While boarding a plane on a recent flight, I noticed that the cockpit door was open. One man in there…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went camping with a few friends of mine, and while out in the woods, I almost got into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is a dentist, recently had his insurance claim rejected after he alleged his office was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw an example that cheaters never win. A few weeks ago while playing a game with a friend of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine is extremely accident prone, and here is his latest incident. While helping me move…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that owns a mattress store, and that’s where he decided to get married to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, the pastor of my church threatened to kick me out, because he felt I drew “another” idiotic conclusion…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend that paints some beautiful pictures on canvas, that are displayed in several galleries around town. But…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something I just learned from watching the National Geographic Channel, is that lions in zoos are fed mostly horse meat….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a surgeon. The last time I saw him, he was working on a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently met a childhood friend of mine that I have not seen in decades. He grew up in poverty,…

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