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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife used to tell me that she would get violently ill anytime I was near her. Now she says…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I told my friends that I decided years ago to only date women that are less intelligent than I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my mother recently requested that I bring her a cake from Marie Callender’s… with a file in it, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother who is currently living in a nursing home, was recently moved to a more secure location, after the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Anytime I’m in Chicago, I always go to the Museum of Contemporary Art to view the latest creations. The last…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am aware of what PTSD is. Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that’s triggered by a terrifying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor was telling me how angry he is at security at Walmart. He told me after he got caught…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you reject Jesus, plus you often think about a past boyfriend or girlfriend that also rejected Jesus, when you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently was eating at McDonald’s, I bit down on a coin that was in one of their hamburgers,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently attended a Native American art exhibit in Sheridan, Wyoming. A lot of the new paintings were pictures of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

To become a great detective in London, you don’t have to acquire a public education. Maybe that’s why Sherlock was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I’m in Denver and this was the first time I touched snow in years. For old time’s sake, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, during my stay here in Denver, it was very cold and I didn’t like it, but I figured out…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the gifts brought to Mary when the magi first saw Jesus, was frankincense. When I was child, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If the three wise men, weren’t all that wise… Wise Man 1: It’s so dark out here in this desert,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For the past week or so, I have been contacted several times a day on my cellphone by Pepsi and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last Christmas, I didn’t purchase a single present for my friends or relatives anything, and every one of them got…

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