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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was about five years old and was learning how to write the alphabet, I practiced making each letter…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong…

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Life through Blake’s eyes..

The last time I flew from Las Vegas to Chicago, I had an interesting experience. I was hoping to watch…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Very bad news for consumers this month. The price of unleaded gas is expected to go up at least 50¢…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Las Vegas attracts millions of tourists every year from all over the globe. Since I have been living out here,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes

I was told that tiny bugs on dogs actually communicate in the same method as humans, and they can be…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I’m a Christian, I try to avoid other Christians that act really pious. A perfect example, is ever…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I witnessed one of the strangest things I had ever seen when I visited San Diego Zoo last year. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am sick and tired of Hollywood making movies, with misleading titles. I just went to see “Black Panther”. To…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I love sweaters, and I dreamt that I was standing in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who suffers from insomnia, that has a unique way of dealing with his infliction….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because I love sour fruit, I just entered into a contract with a local grocery store, to have it delivered…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a Facebook friend that I was really attracted to. I wanted to meet her so bad, that I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife used to tell me that she would get violently ill anytime I was near her. Now she says…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I told my friends that I decided years ago to only date women that are less intelligent than I…

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