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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love archery, and I was recently practicing with my bow and arrow on a farm. Many of the animals…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While driving through Arizona, I had a very unusual experience. I stopped at a town to get some gas and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the gospels on a couple of occasions Jesus fed at least 4000 using only a few loaves. According to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine really injured himself when he accidentally slipped and twisted his entire leg. The middle of his…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist. He was telling me that business tends to slow down this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Hispanic friend of mine recently got stopped by the cops when he was driving, and he was arrested shortly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine actually has a pet hen that he is extremely attached to. Unfortunately the hen was attacked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A five year old kid on my block was repeatedly warned not to ride his Big Wheel in the street,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know it’s common nowadays for pet lovers to request designer dogs. But I warned my friend not to request…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday I went to a nearby lake with a friend of mine to hang out for a few hours. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine got out of bed last night, and stepped on a clock she accidentally knocked over, leaving…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was recently in Montana, I met a Native American that was dressed in their traditional attire. I thought…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am never shopping at Home Depot again. They are now offering blue and pink hatchets for people that want…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who owns a farm, recently got arrested. Apparently he tried to purchase some hens, knowing full well that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that just became a Christian, asked me out of the four branches of our military which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that to supplement his income, he plans to start an unlicensed high interest lending…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I spoke to my nephew this morning, and he told me that last night he went to a watch party….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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