Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking down an alley the other day, when I noticed a man sitting on the ground with sign…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a pig farm in Ceres, California. He told me that ever since his state…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the city where I live, some of the people who run a local charity that gives things to the…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, the pastor of my church preached about “envy”. He explained how destructive it is, and encouraged everyone to…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I almost went to jail yesterday morning. I usually walk 2.5 miles to start my day, but yesterday I decided…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wish Zales, which is the largest jeweler in America, offered the same merchandise that they are offering now, when…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A state legislator out here in Nevada, worked tirelessly to get a statute modified, and he finally put it up…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew, who has countless run-ins with the law, has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals of…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the most romantic things I tried to do, did not turn as I had planned. I was really…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have a major problem with ordering certain items from Amazon. Every time I buy some clothing from them…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

All throughout grammar school I was the class clown, and I never got into any trouble because of my disruptive…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor is a school teacher that was born and raised in Israel. He “was” a friend of…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

This Christmas, I bought myself some very high powered binoculars, so I can monitor daily what my nosy neighbors across…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a Christian friend that called me Christmas evening after she had a party, and was really depressed. After…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my fondest childhood Christmas memories, is the family gatherings for dinner. It would be so much food because…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

This holiday season, there has been something that I have been very curious about. Should Santa’s helpers be referred to…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before I put gifts under the tree, I usually cover them with paper that reflects Christmas. Unfortunately this year the…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Some life experiences can really make a person change, because it happened to me. I used to say a lot…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has been a watch repairmen for years, told me he recently quit his job. He…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday when I was entering my home, the key got stuck in the doorknob. After I realized that I couldn’t…

Continue Reading

1 2 3 43