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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Claustrophobia is a form of anxiety disorder, in which an irrational fear of having no escape or being closed-in can…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A female friend has been jogging daily in attempt to shed some pounds, specifically from her butt. In the past…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine wasn’t watching where he was walking, and he tripped and fell face first into a grill…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have first hand proof on how crooked people can be, no matter how rich they are. Earlier this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who trains animals, has started a new business. He has taught canines to detect…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew was complaining to me about not getting anything free from the local community last Veteran’s Day. I explained…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago when I was about to get married, I ran into a childhood friend of mine. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine just came up with an idea for a new business. He plans on renting out…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My best friend’s daughter is 23 years old who recently went out on her first date, has fallen head-over-heels for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine has a very unusual medical condition. He told me has a sensation of whirling and a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Out of curiosity, I recently opened up my Timex because I had it for years and it has never ran…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been trying to pick up a few pounds, so I have been consuming food that has a lot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago, I had a job putting air in floatable birds that people used in their swimming pools….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When the album “Purple Rain” first came out, my best friend that lives in Minnesota was actually close friends with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hiking alone in an Oregon forest, when I was involved in a terrifying incident. While on the trail…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s currently in the hospital. It’s his own fault for trying this new soft…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, a friend of mine went swimming in the ocean, and told me about a terrifying incident he experienced. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For about the past ten years or so, my next door neighbor has been a member of the PAFLU (People…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor who spontaneously takes naps nearly every day, recently found out that he has narcolepsy. When he…

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