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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ferrets have become very popular pets in America, and I told my neighbor’s six year old son that I would…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am in a great mood because I just won a vacation trip!!! All I have to do is pay…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine loves the ocean, so I went with him after he decided to buy a vessel. To…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it’s not up to me to judge where a person’s ultimate destination will be. But I personally…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While getting my annual check-up at the hospital, I saw this really attractive nurse. After a brief conversation with her,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible, the Pharisees and Sadducees hated Jesus, because every time they tried to entrap him, he answered their…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently in Walmart when a fight almost broke out. Two men were about to throw some punches over…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am currently dating a woman who is in charge of maintaining traffic lights all over the city, that keeps…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always thought that everyone has a gift, and after all these years I figured out what mine is….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my cousin, explaining to him that it’s easy to remember what president is on the $1…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I use my GPS and miss a turn, it often begins yelling, repeatedly calling me a “stupid idiot”. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A close friend of mine who often mixes up numbers, was recently injured when he fell down. He said he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother frequently instilled in me to have a strong work ethic. For years she was employed at a bakery,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew recently went on trial for attempting to rob a bank. The prosecution stated during the proceedings that they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reading about a magician who joined the U.S. Army in 1943 during World War II. While in Germany…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love history, and I hate it when someone gets their “facts” wrong. Last week a friend of mine told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently visited a friend of mine in Wisconsin, who raised cows, pigs, chickens, and other animals. What was really…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I like calling my friends while I’m in my car and tell them that I am panicking because I lost…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was complaining to me that she is sick and tired one of her children being selfish,…

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