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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The best counselor you can have when you stand before God on Judgement Day, is Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, if you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that I felt has always been mentally unstable, recently got hired as a distributor for cashews….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor, who has often hacked into companies and wreaked havoc on their systems, told me that he recently hacked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lady that I used to date would always attack my character every time she got mad at me, always…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who does incredible custom paint jobs on cars, just got fired over a mistake he made….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a ten speed that has a mind of its own. When I try to accelerate, it will slow…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have written several letters to the Treasury Department and the Department of Transportation, demanding to know why is it…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After years of research, I created a capsule with ingredients that include helium. When swallowed, it will cause the person…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I travel, I will only stay at five star hotels, providing that they honor one request of mine, which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

So much money is spent on medicine to sustain our lives. I have an idea. One year is 365 days….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a dinner party with a friend of mine, and I struck up a conversation with a woman…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I interact with dumb people who appear to have only 50% of their brain that’s functional, I have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ferrets have become very popular pets in America, and I told my neighbor’s six year old son that I would…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am in a great mood because I just won a vacation trip!!! All I have to do is pay…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine loves the ocean, so I went with him after he decided to buy a vessel. To…

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