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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has been a watch repairmen for years, told me he recently quit his job. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday when I was entering my home, the key got stuck in the doorknob. After I realized that I couldn’t…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’m black, and I have a friend of mine that’s white, and we got into an intense discussion about the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Everyone has their own deal breaker in a regards to courting. Mine is, if I’m dating a woman, and we…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was about to enter a Dollar Store, when I saw a homeless man sitting on the ground. After thinking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, Thanksgiving is over and I have done some of my best freeloading. I went to the homes of three…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who is a hoarder. Every time I come over to his place, I notice…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People should learn patience. I recently got on a crowded elevator that repeatedly malfunctioned. For some unknown reason, it would…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Chicago last week, I was walking down the street on a dark and stormy night. From…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine ran for assemblyman and lost in a humiliating landslide. Two days before the midterms, he was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible in 1 Corinthians 15:52, the rapture will happen instantaneously as it states, “In a moment, in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine has 12 dogs, and he literally gave them the names “January” through “December”, and I thought…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a compulsive gambler. He will wager his money on anything and everything. Due…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder why so many locations all over the globe have misleading names. Such as, at Easter Island, there are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was shocked when I found out that a couple I have known for years and seemed to be in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it absurd that fish and all other marine creatures, relieve themselves in oceans, seas, rivers, and lakes. How…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last night while having dinner, I got into a really heated exchange with a woman I was dating. We were…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who owns a vegetable market, discovered he had a very strange looking vegetable. It looked so…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While in Houston for a wedding a few years ago, I went to a clothing store to rent some formal…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was playing tennis on a court with a friend of mine, when to my surprise, a former world champion…

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