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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a surgeon. The last time I saw him, he was working on a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently met a childhood friend of mine that I have not seen in decades. He grew up in poverty,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was once under the impression that some undersized mythical men were peaceful passive men. I no longer believe that….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist, was telling about one of his patients. He said a lady…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that has horrible road rage. Fortunately for her, she has a friend like me…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine is the assistant pastor at my church, and he is also a former English teacher. Anyway,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to be honest with people. A friend of mine told one of his co-workers that he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A really strange thing happened to me at church last week when I asked my pastor about Psalm 8:2, which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While growing up, I was always the class clown. My jokes and funny stories always leave’em giggling. People would go…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine recently bought a pool table, and he asked me to stop by to give him some…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The first time I ever took someone to court, I was only 10 years old, and I sued one of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible during Jesus’ lifetime, he pretty much walked everywhere he went with the exception of him entering Jerusalem…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old and New Testament of the bible, people frequently drank wine, and the Jews gave a nickname for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love archery, and I was recently practicing with my bow and arrow on a farm. Many of the animals…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While driving through Arizona, I had a very unusual experience. I stopped at a town to get some gas and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the gospels on a couple of occasions Jesus fed at least 4000 using only a few loaves. According to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine really injured himself when he accidentally slipped and twisted his entire leg. The middle of his…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist. He was telling me that business tends to slow down this…

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