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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After dating a math teacher for a few months, I ended the relationship. I sent her a text that had…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently decided to buy a dog. I wanted a purebred until I found out how expensive they are, so…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that he planned on visiting a nearby beach, because he saw on tv they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bet my older brother $100 that I could get his lazy unmotivated son to work 40 hours per week,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was a little disappointed this weekend after a dinner date cancelled on me. I had everything set up perfectly,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who’s fully grown, and is only 4’6”. He is one of the nicest people…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An interesting thing happened today while I was conducting my morning walk. Someone named “Pandora”, left a mysterious looking box…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was recently at a birthday party, I wasn’t aware that something was behind me, and I fell over…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend who used to be supervisor at a company that builds very large ships. Unfortunately he recently…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am writing a screenplay about a man that lives close to the threshold of the Grand Canyon. The storyline…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works at a pet store, told me that he recently opened up a case of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While on my morning walk, I noticed a city worker that appeared to be really angry as he was repairing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Father’s Day, my son gave me a “My Heritage DNA” kit. He knew for years I wanted to trace…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it fascinating how certain books in the bible got their titles. One of them got its name from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist I am currently dating a woman that I rarely get along with. I explained that during…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt Superman was flying over an expressway that was being repaired…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I feel very proud! I was recently informed that a nearby college is going to give me an…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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