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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last night while having dinner, I got into a really heated exchange with a woman I was dating. We were…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who owns a vegetable market, discovered he had a very strange looking vegetable. It looked so…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While in Houston for a wedding a few years ago, I went to a clothing store to rent some formal…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was playing tennis on a court with a friend of mine, when to my surprise, a former world champion…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After doing some extensive research, I have discovered that a mythical animal got its name from the bible. Here’s how…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a beer brewery. Last week while he was inspecting the large containers, he noticed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin called me today. It was a bad connection, but it sounded like he was saying his twelve year…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a long time ago when I was driving through a small town in the Midwest, I witnessed something…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew in Chicago was recently stopped and questioned by a couple of officers on patrol, in regards to a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A cousin of mine told me that when it was made public that he pushed several metal cabinets out of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really strange dream last. I dreamed I lived on Mars, and the Martians looked exactly like humans…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My son often calls me a wimp because he said I am scared to stand-up to my ex-wife. He felt…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For years, early every morning I would walk for about 40 minutes which totaled around 2.5 miles. But this morning…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I went to a nearby park, being black, I think I might have been a victim of racism. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I thought I lived in a safe crime free neighborhood. Apparently I was wrong. While doing my morning walk, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Men should learn to read a woman by her subtle actions. When on a date, I can tell by a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have personally seen how difficult and dangerous it can be for a cop in their daily life. One of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After dating a math teacher for a few months, I ended the relationship. I sent her a text that had…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently decided to buy a dog. I wanted a purebred until I found out how expensive they are, so…

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