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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This couple that lives next door, are always trying to impress me with how “smart” and “well informed” they are….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember seeing the strangest call a referee has ever made in a football game. After both teams were lined…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw a lady pushing a shopping cart that appeared to be heavy and I offered to help her. She…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbors recently bought a car for their irresponsible son… and now the police has it. When a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Christmas, I bought my son a really nice (expensive) portable tool kit. But after I gave it to him,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of a fifth bible study this year. It was prompted by me advancing a theory…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Next door to me lives an eight year old spoiled brat! On Christmas Day for the past few years, he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew that lives in Chicago has a lot of misplaced pride. He recently got his driver’s license, and he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, I decided to really embrace the holiday season by watching a Christmas movie. Unfortunately, the film had the opposite…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you are a very private person like am, never reveal anything to a grandfather clock that you don’t want…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream last week. I dreamt that it was Judgment Day, and God had a special…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Claustrophobia is a form of anxiety disorder, in which an irrational fear of having no escape or being closed-in can…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A female friend has been jogging daily in attempt to shed some pounds, specifically from her butt. In the past…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine wasn’t watching where he was walking, and he tripped and fell face first into a grill…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have first hand proof on how crooked people can be, no matter how rich they are. Earlier this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who trains animals, has started a new business. He has taught canines to detect…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew was complaining to me about not getting anything free from the local community last Veteran’s Day. I explained…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago when I was about to get married, I ran into a childhood friend of mine. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had…

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