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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

We have been told for years and years the mammals that live in the ocean are very intelligent. But when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I am very frustrated with the Kraft company. I have been trying to contact them to inquire about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last year I went to visit a friend of mine in Wisconsin that owns a farm. While I was there,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

At the beginning of this week, a friend of mine invited me over her place for some ribs, because she…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, it looks like I have to get a lawyer, because my “former” friend that’s also a pastor is taking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently bought some margarine at the grocery store. When I went home and opened it up, it tasted awful,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am seriously thinking about changing my phone number. Lately when it rings, some pre-programmed voice tries to sell me…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that lives in northern Michigan, recently got arrested by the FBI. The feds alleged that he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something very strange has been happening to me lately when it’s a full moon. I would start growing fangs, claws,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Lately, I have been having problems with the back portion of the bottom of my feet. They feel numb and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was standing on the shore of the Pacific Ocean when I saw something very strange approaching me that was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago while I was driving in Minnesota, I got pulled over by a cop and given a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple that lives next door to me are getting a divorce. They know I’m a Christian, and they asked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was visiting a friend of mine at his house, and his place is always filthy and he is constantly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, me and a couple of my friends drove to the top of Mt. Charleston where there is lots of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking down an alley the other day, when I noticed a man sitting on the ground with sign…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a pig farm in Ceres, California. He told me that ever since his state…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the city where I live, some of the people who run a local charity that gives things to the…

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