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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got scammed by the same person, twice, but I didn’t hold it against him. A couple of years ago,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that a spaceship from another galaxy landed in the United…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the food shortages, I have been buying whatever is available in stores and have been eating some strange…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently found out that you can contract the coronavirus through paper money. I was told this by some man…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Our local meteorologist stated that there was some major issues with water in the community where he lives. He said…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a couple of friends I was hanging out with that are both Catholic. And over the years, they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the highly symbolic Book of Revelation 6:5 it reads: “When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friendly little girl that lives on my block, stopped me when I was walking down the street. She told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The phrase “You learn something new every day”, is so true. Here’s a personal example. I recently bought a car,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently saw some mannequins made out of clear plastic, a question came to my mind. If that type…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine is very frustrated with the man she lives with. She told me that he doesn’t work…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have some friends of mine that went to celebrate their high school reunion on a cruise ship, and got…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that I repeatedly warned about his arrogance, recently got fired from his job. He’s an architect,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream that I lived near King Midas, and he never appeared to be friendly toward anyone. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a couple of decades ago I was dating this lady that invited me to her home. One of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met a childhood friend of mine that I haven’t seen in decades. I told him I was retired from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, I never got along with my mother-in-law. My wife at that time demanded that I take…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew has often complained about working at a company that makes axes. He worked there for ten years, vowing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before I purchase a computer, I always do some research on it to ensure that I am very familiar with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten…

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