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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to an auction, where vintage candy wrappers were going to be the most sought after merchandise. When I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me about the ending of the hit movie “Titanic”, because people are wondering if…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Me and a friend of mine have the exact same dating convictions, which is, we refuse to date anyone who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently lost a close friend after he assaulted me. He loves classical musical, and I told him at best,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This week I went to five different Thanksgiving dinners. I told every place I was invited to that I was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The pianist at my church is very gifted. Not only is she a talented musician, she can also repair most…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I grew up in Chicago, I rode the “L” countless times to get around town. Because of some of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, I texted to all of my friends and family, “Happy Veterans Day”. One of them texted me back and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ladies, here is some good advice for you. You should be very carefully of smooth talking men that you meet…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I think it is important that we Christians should have peace, regardless of our circumstances. That’s why I believe after…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking on the phone to a childhood friend of mine that I haven’t seen for decades. He was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old Testament, David was very forgiving, no matter how he was treated. When he was asked how he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me on a date, was when I was suppose to have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The worst experience I ever had while flying, was when I got arrested shortly after we took off. Within a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist a few years ago that I was thinking about having my DNA checked to learn about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my young niece a few days ago, and she told me of her plans to move…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here’s a question for believers that are often depressed and live in northern Alaska. Can Christians that are bi-polar bear…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other…

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