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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The worst experience I ever had while flying, was when I got arrested shortly after we took off. Within a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist a few years ago that I was thinking about having my DNA checked to learn about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my young niece a few days ago, and she told me of her plans to move…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here’s a question for believers that are often depressed and live in northern Alaska. Can Christians that are bi-polar bear…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to give my opinion, even when it’s requested. My cousin asked me what I thought is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, one of the worst arguments my wife and I got into, was when we were walking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was loading groceries in my car, when a thief grabbed some dishwashing liquid from one of the bags and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just finished reading a book called “How To Stop Being So Selfish”. It changed my view of life, and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a blind date last night that was set up by one of my friends. We met at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me recently, proudly stating that he has gotten really good at fencing, and hopes one day he’ll…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just heard about one of my childhood friends that I always thought was pretty smart, went hiking and was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been attracted to women for some odd reasons over the years, especially the last four I dated. One…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago, while I was on vacation in Cornwall, England, I met a man who was obviously a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can’t wait to see the solar eclipse tomorrow. Some guy standing in front of the grocery store tried to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally…

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