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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt Superman was flying over an expressway that was being repaired…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I feel very proud! I was recently informed that a nearby college is going to give me an…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in high school, a star athlete with a well deserved reputation as a homerun hitter, ruined his…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a night club last week to listen to some jazz. While the band was playing, a woman…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine works at a fabric shop, owned by her family for generations. She often puts…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reflecting the other day about all of the poor grades I got when I was in grammar school…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream last night that I was attending a baseball game in New York with some friends. While…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently on a small boat when I saw a large group of grapes floating nearby. The appeared to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A husband and wife that just moved in next door, I believe is running from the law. They drive a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was telling me about his two teenage girls that are out of control. They both use…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me about the most unorthodox business I have ever heard of. He opened up his…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While watching tv, I have noticed that the most popular commercials always have smooth jazz being played in the background….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who lives down south, wrote a letter to PETA, informing them that he has an AK-47, and he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was about five years old and was learning how to write the alphabet, I practiced making each letter…

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