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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In Hillary Clinton’s new book scheduled to be released September 12th,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Senate Intelligence Committee is now considering calling former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former FBI Director James Comey revealed during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rancho Palos Verdes, California – At Recode’s Code Conference in an hour-long question-and-answer event, Hillary Clinton blamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fires FBI Director James Comey. Here is the unedited original letter –…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chicago Police Department has unconstitutionally engaged in a pattern of excessive force, US…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch refers to celebrities trying to use the Electoral College…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several lifeguards were dispatched to Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters on election…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Pages from the bloody journal of the New York and New Jersey bombing suspect…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte’s four commercial sponsors dropped the 12-time Olympic medal winner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Taking a temporary break from campaigning, Hillary Clinton left the United States where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch frustrates republicans during her testimony on Capitol Hill by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – It is now being reported that Bill Clinton was seen with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In defending Loretta Lynch regarding her meeting with Bill Clinton on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under bipartisan fire following a private meeting with former President Clinton even as her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch announces her idea to combat terrorism. “The good in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Loretta Lynch confirmed to Congress that career Justice Department attorneys are working…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Federal prosecutors have unsealed a 47-count indictment that charges 14 people, including nine officials…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama continues to urge the democratic controlled Senate to confirm Loretta Lynch before…

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