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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan tells his congregation that he is the “Messiah”….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan called for a separate state for Black Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sarah Silverman called out the Women’s March over its ties to anti-Semitism but said…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Meghan McCain grilled Women’s March…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James came under fire over the weekend after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois- The Nation of Islam and its leaders have received hundreds of thousands of dollars from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan has now set a new record for simultaneously…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan, the Nation of Islam leader who in a recent tweet said he…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Embattled Democrat Rep. Keith Ellison’s lead in the Minnesota Attorney General election appears…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Louis Farrakhan said he was extremely disappointed that he couldn’t speak at Aretha Franklin’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Nation of Islam is lashing out at three black members of Congress who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than a week after Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan delivered a blistering…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said he is really disappointed in the the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Photojournalist Askia Muhammad has released a photo showing former President Barack Obama and the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s refusal to veto an anti-Israel U.N. vote, has been ranked the most…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Keith Ellison of Minnesota the first Muslim elected to Congress, is now in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Prolonged rainfall in southern parts of Louisiana has resulted in catastrophic flooding that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now challenging saying the first people to fly an airplane in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – The Arabic news station Al Jazeera is standing firm behind its explosive report that…

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