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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Nation of Islam is lashing out at three black members of Congress who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than a week after Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan delivered a blistering…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said he is really disappointed in the the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Photojournalist Askia Muhammad has released a photo showing former President Barack Obama and the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s refusal to veto an anti-Israel U.N. vote, has been ranked the most…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Keith Ellison of Minnesota the first Muslim elected to Congress, is now in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Prolonged rainfall in southern parts of Louisiana has resulted in catastrophic flooding that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now challenging saying the first people to fly an airplane in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – The Arabic news station Al Jazeera is standing firm behind its explosive report that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A German-born rapper who traded in the life of a MC for a life…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has never shied away from voicing his political opinions. But…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now stating that he never believed Muslim terrorists flew planes into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Syracuse, New York – Critics question Syracuse Mayor Stephanie Miner appointment to the school board. Mark Muhammad,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus now wants to modify Black History Month which is every…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan states that he will never again eat another…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now demanding that the federal government investigate every white mortician in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Two unexpected critics are now denouncing the movie, “Man of Steel”. The U.S. Geological…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles California – NBC announces that Louis Farrakhan will be getting his own sitcom in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan calls the new movie “The Bling Ring”, racist as well as elitist….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Immediately after the conclusion of the Oscars, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan accuses…

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