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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Left wing pundit Leah McElrath took issue with Florida Sen. Marco Rubio sharing Bible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has made it clear that he is angry at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney is blasting out robo-calls on behalf of Marco Rubio and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some new life may be breathed in Marco Rubio’s campaign after losing in primaries…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney has now stated that he is outraged that during the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The republican debate in Motown was one of the most heated ones in history…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – News outlets across America are now reporting a secret meeting that happened last night…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Donald Trump won 46% of the votes in the Nevada Caucus, the RNC…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Ted Cruz asked his communications director Rick Tyler to resign after Tyler distributed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Sen. Ted Cruz’s national spokesman Rick Tyler doubled-down on accusations that the campaign Photoshopped…

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