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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas university baseball coach reportedly rejected a potential recruit from Colorado last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – The Cooking Channel announced that they plan on having a competitive show, in which…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Andrea Quintanar and her sister, Emilia, sold 312 boxes of Girl Scout cookies…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Knowing that marijuana smokers can get serious hunger pangs after firing up a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Melissa Etheridge likes to smoke marijuana with her family, she revealed as part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress will soon be voting on another handout from the federal government for people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis I) was elected to succeed Pope Benedict XVI…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg became the latest celebrity to enter the increasingly lucrative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Even though marijuana is legally sold in Colorado, a store owner recently fired two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of the Girl Scouts from all over the country participated in the first-ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Companies in the Rocky Mountain state are now complaining about the new law that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Medical marijuana for dogs and cats? So your dog is literally on its…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Jarkata, Indonesia – On the outskirts of West Jakarta, police donned protective clothing and gas masks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Willie Nelson, who famously smoked marijuana on the roof of the White House during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Drug Enforcement Administration has now adjusted the annual production quota of medical marijuana…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Citizens of the nation’s capital vote against a bill that would have legalized recreational…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The FAA is now launching an investigation into Justin Bieber’s private jet Super…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Democrats in the state senate has now approved welfare recipients to use their cards…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montecito, California – Al Gore announces that due to global warming, the South Pole has recently fallen…

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