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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Melissa Etheridge likes to smoke marijuana with her family, she revealed as part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress will soon be voting on another handout from the federal government for people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis I) was elected to succeed Pope Benedict XVI…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg became the latest celebrity to enter the increasingly lucrative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Even though marijuana is legally sold in Colorado, a store owner recently fired two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of the Girl Scouts from all over the country participated in the first-ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Companies in the Rocky Mountain state are now complaining about the new law that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Medical marijuana for dogs and cats? So your dog is literally on its…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Jarkata, Indonesia – On the outskirts of West Jakarta, police donned protective clothing and gas masks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Willie Nelson, who famously smoked marijuana on the roof of the White House during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Drug Enforcement Administration has now adjusted the annual production quota of medical marijuana…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Citizens of the nation’s capital vote against a bill that would have legalized recreational…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The FAA is now launching an investigation into Justin Bieber’s private jet Super…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Democrats in the state senate has now approved welfare recipients to use their cards…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montecito, California – Al Gore announces that due to global warming, the South Pole has recently fallen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amsterdam, Netherlands – Pop star Miley Cyrus appears to be in competition with herself, as her public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Extremely liberal legislators in California continue to defend the new law they passed that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – According to the New England Journal of Medicine, people that laugh only 1-2 times…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI declassifies and makes public their shocking report on Captain Kangaroo. The children’s…

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