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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg said he doesn’t care who criticizes him for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is an old adage in technology that if you are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook announces that it is rolling back its controversial “Disputed Flags” measure next…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Missouri State Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal has now called for the assassination of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg admonished some employees of the social media giant who…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West is so outraged at Mark Zuckerberg for refusing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West may be used to living the good life, but…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Beginning on January 1st, Facebook will be giving any former “friend”, the home…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – : Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Chan said they’ll devote nearly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he plans on shutting down the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook has updated its community guidelines, clearing up what it deems appropriate content…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook owner and creator Mark Zuckerberg, announces that due to their computer storage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A coalition of liberal activist groups, including MoveOn.Org, Progressives United, the Sierra Club,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Creator of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg smiles after being asked if he thought people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook will soon be enforcing a new policy that makes it more difficult…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Attorneys for PETA file a lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. The animals…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – CEO Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, still refuses to add “spell check” to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – President Obama’s speech at Facebook Headquarters apparently inspired the young audience. CEO Mark…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The editor in chief of WikiLeaks Julian Paul Assange, has stated that he and…

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