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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martha Stewart is now being blamed for jinxing a no-hitter by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In his new controversial music video, Snoop Dogg uses a toy gun to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg will star in a new VH1…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Despite dabbling in online dating last year, domestic diva Martha Stewart,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Without warning, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSLO) recently fired 100 people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tired of being alone, business magnate Martha Stewart recently joins the…

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