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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, Minnesota – Just in time for Halloween, a museum in Minnesota has found a way to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buenos Aires, Brazil – A mentally ill Brazilian man who has dedicated his life to trying to…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The new Hello Barbie doll has already generated a considerable amount of controversy….

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company announces that their new “Trailer Trash Barbie” has become…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – Mattel Toy Company is now under fire for their latest Hot Wheels creation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A UFO film which premieres April 22, titled “Sirius”, will showcase the claims of…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Five elf kingpins representing the most powerful rival toy making cartels near Santa’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – New Indian President Pranab Mukheriee, says he sincerely regrets hiring the American that…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company states that they have already received  thousands of complaints from…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (2 of 15)  The Mattel Toy Company has introduced for girls as well as adults, “Bankrupt Barbie”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of the rising state debt and countless layoffs, in an attempt to increase…

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