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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters voiced her concerns over President Trump’s tax cuts. “Why is he…

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BREAKING NEWS – A NASA astronaut who was slated to become the first African American to serve as a member…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In her rebuttal to President Trump’s State of the Union Address, Congresswoman Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart is raising its starting hourly wage from $9 to $11 and expanding its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Alabama and Georgia won in the semi-finals, Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The defeat of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria rapidly accelerated during President…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Moritz, Switzerland – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury during a World Cup super-G…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Maxine Waters blames President Trump for indirectly encouraging the three UCLA basketball players…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Chief Warrant Officer 2 Bobby Zizelman lent his jacket to a chilly Sarah…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now blaming President Trump for the Los Angeles Dodgers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are outraged at Robert Mueller for not leveling charges at President Trump after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters wants the Major League Baseball teams, the White Sox and the Nationals,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now accusing the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) of being racist,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now stating that President Trump’s message of “putting America first”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eleven-year-old yard services entrepreneur Frank Giaccio locked down his biggest client ever, mowing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now accusing Florida law enforcement of being racist because they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now accusing ICE of rounding up aliens in Area 51 and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – In a town hall meeting, Al Gore and Maxine Waters get into a shouting…

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