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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now stating that President Trump’s message of “putting America first”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eleven-year-old yard services entrepreneur Frank Giaccio locked down his biggest client ever, mowing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now accusing Florida law enforcement of being racist because they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now accusing ICE of rounding up aliens in Area 51 and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – In a town hall meeting, Al Gore and Maxine Waters get into a shouting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has reportedly accepted new evidence that could be linked to the famous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for causing the solar eclipse. “He’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced that she believes all confederate statues in southern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Once again Maxine Waters introduces a theory that raised more than a few eyebrows….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ strategy for dealing with escalating tensions with North Korea: figure out…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NAACP President Cornell William Brooks, is now accusing MSNBC of being…

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BREAKING NEWS – President Trump departed the White House for a 17-day working vacation at his golf club in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Turin, Italy – An Italian police officer holds Donald Trump masks used by two alleged thieves at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic Party suffered huge losses at every level during President Obama’s West Wing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservative commentator Michelle Malkin has announced that she is heading up a new committee:…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Durham, New Hampshire – Congresswoman Maxine Waters scheduled visit to headline the Strafford County Democratic Party’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters continues to fight for the legalization of cannabis nationwide. Displaying how much…

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