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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Supporters of Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters reportedly burned and stomped on an American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces what she calls “very good news for democrats”. In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the fact that the economy is booming and it’s the lowest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters had to be restrained by security as she balled up her fists…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid an ongoing dispute between the White House and professional sports teams over national…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – HBO’s “Real Time” host Bill Maher admitted that he hopes the American economy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Panama City, Florida – A standoff in a Florida grocery store between Justin Tyler Stanford, 25, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now introducing legislation that she says will benefit poor voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has announced that special counsel Robert Mueller has told…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown wrote an op-ed calling for his fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway westbound I-70…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chance the Rapper chimed in on social media Wednesday amid fellow artist Kanye West’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump executed an Executive Order proclaiming April 2018 as Second Chance Month.  In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A former Atlanta-area police officer has been indicted for allegedly stealing cash that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she has more proof that President Trump is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Nation of Islam is lashing out at three black members of Congress who…

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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly…

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