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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is calling democrats on Wall Street “spineless wimps” for refusing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi said it was “disgraceful” for Rep. Maxine Waters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cologny/Geneva, Switzerland – The U.S. is back on top as the most competitive country in the world,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ latest complaint against wind turbines, which are used to convert the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During a fiery speech, Congresswoman Maxine Waters latest allegation of discrimination, even had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Virginia – A small town in Virginia is trying to recover its image after The Red…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters expresses how unimpressed she is with President Trump’s foreign and domestic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Newspaper Publishers Association honored Rep. Maxine Waters with a National Leadership Award….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At President Trump’s urging, North Korea has returned 55 boxes said to contain the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As part of a promotional, the owner of a fruit stand places a…

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