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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After last week’s democratic debate, Maxine Waters is now leveling new charges at President…

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BREAKING NEWS Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is being targeted for removal from office over his handling of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A college professor in Georgia is drawing criticism for his online comments about illegal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has a different take on the low unemployment in America. “After…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced her latest plan in her quest to get President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Did Congresswoman Maxine Waters have a slip of the tongue or was she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has now ramped up her desire to have President Trump removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says President Trump should be investigated for not firing Robert Mueller…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Maxine Waters attacked President Trump and said “impeachment is the only answer”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While hosting a rally, Congresswoman Maxine Waters commented on Michael Cohen’s recent testimony before…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) initially stated that President Trump was responsible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she has figured out a way to end the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Sen. Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, tweeted that the use of tear gas against Central American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s chief of staff, John Kelly, reportedly signed a “Cabinet order” that gives…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – The restaurant chain Chipotle announced that it had terminated one of its managers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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