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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now introducing legislation that she says will benefit poor voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has announced that special counsel Robert Mueller has told…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown wrote an op-ed calling for his fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway westbound I-70…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chance the Rapper chimed in on social media Wednesday amid fellow artist Kanye West’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump executed an Executive Order proclaiming April 2018 as Second Chance Month.  In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A former Atlanta-area police officer has been indicted for allegedly stealing cash that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she has more proof that President Trump is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Nation of Islam is lashing out at three black members of Congress who…

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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Experts say that Trump’s strategy dealing with the rogue regime – a combination of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters is behind Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf for warning people in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has followed other Republican leaders in questioning why the Obama administration “failed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump on Thursday threatened to pull U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters voiced her concerns over President Trump’s tax cuts. “Why is he…

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BREAKING NEWS – A NASA astronaut who was slated to become the first African American to serve as a member…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In her rebuttal to President Trump’s State of the Union Address, Congresswoman Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart is raising its starting hourly wage from $9 to $11 and expanding its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Alabama and Georgia won in the semi-finals, Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to the…

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