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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she has figured out a way to end the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Sen. Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, tweeted that the use of tear gas against Central American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s chief of staff, John Kelly, reportedly signed a “Cabinet order” that gives…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – The restaurant chain Chipotle announced that it had terminated one of its managers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is calling democrats on Wall Street “spineless wimps” for refusing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi said it was “disgraceful” for Rep. Maxine Waters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cologny/Geneva, Switzerland – The U.S. is back on top as the most competitive country in the world,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ latest complaint against wind turbines, which are used to convert the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During a fiery speech, Congresswoman Maxine Waters latest allegation of discrimination, even had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Virginia – A small town in Virginia is trying to recover its image after The Red…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters expresses how unimpressed she is with President Trump’s foreign and domestic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Newspaper Publishers Association honored Rep. Maxine Waters with a National Leadership Award….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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