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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Newspaper Publishers Association honored Rep. Maxine Waters with a National Leadership Award….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At President Trump’s urging, North Korea has returned 55 boxes said to contain the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – As part of a promotional, the owner of a fruit stand places a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on MSNBC’s “AM Joy”, Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., criticized President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Supporters of Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters reportedly burned and stomped on an American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces what she calls “very good news for democrats”. In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the fact that the economy is booming and it’s the lowest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters had to be restrained by security as she balled up her fists…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid an ongoing dispute between the White House and professional sports teams over national…

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