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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Two “lost” sailors story’s list of inconsistencies has cast doubt on their tale of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Beach, California – Sweet Dixie Kitchen, that specializes in Southern comfort food, has been facing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kojo Lockhart, 43, allegedly sold a shipment of frozen McDonald’s food…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinois – McDonald’s announced that it’s teaming up with UberEATS, the ride sharing company’s food delivery…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore to take aim at President Trump on Broadway this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A Topeka employee at the fast food chain has been fired and is currently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – McDonald’s in Japan is about to supersize one of its most popular burgers. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – In an attempt to show their superiority over McDonald’s $12 McDonald’s mega-burger, Burger King…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Obesity and counting calories may soon be a thing of the past. Doctors at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinois – The Lego builders over at YouTube channel Astonishing Studios made a dispenser that gives…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinos – McDonald’s introduced a Happy Meal toy on July 3 for the children’s animated movie,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A McDonald’s employee in Chicago has reportedly been fired when it was found that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinos – The burger chain that put “supersize” into the American vernacular is slimming down: For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami Gardens, Florida – Lewis-Clark State College recently won the NAIA World Series. But the biggest story…

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Italy – Pizzeria owners are incensed over a McDonald’s commercial that shows a boy rejecting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A U.S. Army mega aircraft – a hybrid of plane, helicopter, hovercraft and airship-…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – If you’ve ever desired a sausage McMuffin for dinner, it just might happen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court sides with McDonald’s 9-0 in two separate lawsuits against the…

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