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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – An unconfirmed report that North Korea executed senior diplomats following failed nuclear talks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Burger King is here to scare its competition — and maybe its customers. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wyoming, Michigan – Five-year-old Iziah Hall was at home when he began craving some McDonald’s. The only…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – McDonald’s got itself in a pickle on Monday when it attempted an April Fools’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s had remained tight-lipped about its secretive plans to debut “Donut Sticks” since rumors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, England – A McDonald’s customer was arrested after calling police to complain about his Big Mac…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Texas – At 14 pounds, 13 ounces, the parents of Ali James Medlock were told their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump is now being accused of manipulating and bullying Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lynwood, California – People driving by a McDonald’s in Lynwood, California, might be baffled by an upside-down…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Pyeongchang is a city in South Korea where the 2018 Winter Olympics is being…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently was eating at McDonald’s, I bit down on a coin that was in one of their hamburgers,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Two “lost” sailors story’s list of inconsistencies has cast doubt on their tale of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Beach, California – Sweet Dixie Kitchen, that specializes in Southern comfort food, has been facing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kojo Lockhart, 43, allegedly sold a shipment of frozen McDonald’s food…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinois – McDonald’s announced that it’s teaming up with UberEATS, the ride sharing company’s food delivery…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore to take aim at President Trump on Broadway this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A Topeka employee at the fast food chain has been fired and is currently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – McDonald’s in Japan is about to supersize one of its most popular burgers. The…

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