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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Joe Biden says he welcomes Michael Bloomberg into the race for the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gun foe Michael Bloomberg has been accused of hypocrisy after calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that violent crimes drops where “stop and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYC cops at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn are ecstatic after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Many people who have accused Michael Bloomberg of being the Mayor…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces that he is outraged over Manhattan state…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Despite angry protests from several minority organizations, Mayor Michael Bloomberg refuses…

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BREAKING NEWS – Breezy Point, New York – A 60 foot finback whale washed ashore in a quiet coastal community…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While visiting the Sikh Cultural Society in Queens New York, an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Insulted by people challenging his “soda ban” for containers holding more…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – More businesses are threatening to file a lawsuit against Mayor Michael…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s plan to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the New York Historical Society have issued…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newt Gingrich was speechless and Mayor Michael Bloomberg stared into the sky, as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces a new law that he expects will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that the Wall Street Protestors has already…

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