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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – More businesses are threatening to file a lawsuit against Mayor Michael…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s plan to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the New York Historical Society have issued…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newt Gingrich was speechless and Mayor Michael Bloomberg stared into the sky, as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces a new law that he expects will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that the Wall Street Protestors has already…

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