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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney could turn out to be the 2020 version of Evan…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani slammed Sen. Mitt Romney,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Utah Senator-Elect Mitt Romney continued to criticize President Trump on, telling CNN’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney announces that he is going to run as an independent to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Mitt Romney tell CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that he will not vote for Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney has now confirmed that he is seriously running for president on a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Ted Cruz wins big in the west after garnishing 69% of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has made it clear that he is angry at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney is blasting out robo-calls on behalf of Marco Rubio and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney has now stated that he is outraged that during the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – In a blistering attack at the Hinckley Institute inside the University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney takes another swipe at Donald Trump for not immediately…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney is going after Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Holladay, Utah – Former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney traded the political arena for a different kind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Departing Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid gave an interview to Fusion in which he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mitt Romney announced Friday he will not run for president in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Political analysts appear to be unanimous regarding Mitt Romney making a run at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – Melissa Harris-Perry of MSNBC has released an apology to the Romney family following…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director Spike Lee may be in financial hot water after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired as the Washington bureau chief for Yahoo, CNN…

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