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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s critics had fun with the network’s in-house media reporter Brian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – At least two Iranian journalists at a state-owned media outlet reportedly resigned from their…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chuck Todd faced backlash on social media for highlighting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Pompeo spoke this past April at Texas A&M University, recalling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rev. Al Sharpton harshly criticized pro-Trump evangelicals in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Newsweek writer Jessica Kwong behind a story on President Trump’s Thanksgiving plans, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on “AM Joy”, MSNBC contributor and former Watergate prosecutor Jill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is making preparations for sending humans back to the Moon by 2024 and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill de Blasio announced he is dropping out of the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell kicked off his show Wednesday night by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore once again tried to make the case…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump blasted Rev. Al Sharpton as a “con man,” after the MSNBC host…

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