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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC provided viewers with one of the most tone-deaf moments in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A small sinkhole has begun to form on the north lawn of the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams, the former host “NBC Nightly News” and now host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York state plans to spend $18.5 million to fund programs…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While appearing on MSNBC, former Mexican President Vicente Fox addressed American…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jim Messina, a former campaign manager for Barack Obama, apparently isn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Reid claims that only Fox News viewers are aware of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Joy Reid racially charged comments on a conservative commentary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Chris Matthews has apologized for making fun of Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Georgia Democratic Rep. John Lewis said on MSNBC that President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS New York City, New York – A day after longtime liberal contributor Joan Walsh was released from MSNBC,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joy Reid thinks that rural Americans are “the core…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Kasie Hunt seemed happy that Republican Sen. Rand Paul suffered…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mark Halperin, the NBC and MSNBC analyst who co-authored the bestselling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, West Virginia – Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin, who is up for re-election in 2018, said it…

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