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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joy Reid has been accused of slandering President George…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel dominated basic cable for the month of April,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke sounded the alarms, saying that civilization…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – If the Big Apple is to become the Green Apple, it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC faced intense blowback on Easter Sunday after they went to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Reps. Liz Cheney and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed on Twitter over each other’s understanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., might want to brush up on some history after asserting,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow’s ratings has plummeted since conclusion of Mueller probe. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says President Trump is ‘antithesis’ of biblical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) said that it’s “ridiculous” and “outrageous” for Vice President Mike…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she had “zero” sympathy for parents…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore declared U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez the new…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC anchor Katy Tur boldly declared that there was “almost no…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski said Tuesday before President Trump addressed the nation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton said President Trump’s Young Black Leadership Summit was “shameful,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentarian Michael Moore says his ex-wife’s lawsuit against him is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California Gov. Jerry Brown ramped up his criticism of President Trump saying that “something’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton predicted that President Trump will “wholesale fire people” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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