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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hayley Geftman-Gold, who was a vice president and senior legal counsel…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s goes ballistic, fuming about earpiece malfunctions, while blasting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NAACP President Cornell William Brooks, is now accusing MSNBC of being…

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BREAKING NEWS – MSNBC has parted ways with anchor Greta Van Susteren after just six months on the air. An…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joy Reid went after President Trump’s past and current…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump launched a personal attack on MSNBC’s Morning Joe co-hosts and love birds…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams caused a Twitter uproar following comments he made during…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has now compared President Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rachel Maddow is finally confessing why she revealed President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN, NBC, MSNBC, and the New York Times, have now lodged a complaint at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – MSNBC has joined several polls in a class action lawsuit against Donald Trump, for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC has just stated they are mandating that Brian Williams immediately…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstra, New York – Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein was escorted off the Hofstra University campus…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews was outraged when Donald Trump said Hillary Clinton and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubai, United Arab Emirates – Will Smith wants the country to “cleanse itself” of Donald Trump supporters….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City, New York – Roger Ailes resigns as Fox News chairman amid sexual harassment allegations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former NBC News anchor Brian Williams upsets many people after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an MSNBC broadcast, Brian Williams compared a President Obama speech…

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