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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on “AM Joy”, MSNBC contributor and former Watergate prosecutor Jill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is making preparations for sending humans back to the Moon by 2024 and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill de Blasio announced he is dropping out of the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell kicked off his show Wednesday night by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore once again tried to make the case…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump blasted Rev. Al Sharpton as a “con man,” after the MSNBC host…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ex-MSNBC host Krystal Ball blasted her former network as “not journalism”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC hosts Donny Deutsch and Lawrence O’Donnell had a fiery exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – NBC News had a rather embarrassing transition into its second hour of the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One Washington Post columnist claims to have figured out what led to some black…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show” appears desperate to get back in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times is cracking down on its own reporters,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joy Reid has been accused of slandering President George…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel dominated basic cable for the month of April,…

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