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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – From Obamaphones to “Obamawidescreen-tvs”, the Democrats in Congress are planning on distributing millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After spending nearly $3.5 million in an exhaustive study, MSNBC President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ratings of the extremely liberal “Rachel Maddow Show”, continues to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on MSNBC, former chairman of the NAACP Julian…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Recently fired Ed Schultz of MSNBC along with CNN, have filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the annual Prayer Breakfast, MSNBC’s Reverend Al Sharpton recites the “Pledge of Allegiance”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After nearly 3.1 million people watched her interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah Winfrey announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is again defending his statement that he was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC “star” Chris Matthews, states that it was unconstitutional for Mitt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Embracing the same philosophy as MSNBC, the Congressional Black Caucus agrees that the reason…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC finally comes clean regarding them refusing to air any speeches…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews the host of “Hardball”, is said to be really…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An unnamed source from MSNBC stated that they are now second…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the IRS, civil rights activist Al Sharpton presently owes…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused…

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