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BREAKING NEWS – College Park, Georgia – Televangelist Creflo Dollar who famously asked his followers to help buy him a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During a fiery speech, Congresswoman Maxine Waters latest allegation of discrimination, even had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People Magazine has listed 14 peculiar facts about some well known celebrities, such…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – A Louisiana-based televangelist Jesse Duplantis, is asking his followers to donate money for…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Lonnie George Johnson (born October 6, 1949) is an American inventor and engineer who holds…

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BREAKING NEWS – A NASA astronaut who was slated to become the first African American to serve as a member…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mojave Desert, California – A California man who planned to launch himself 1,800 feet skyward in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis talks with the crew of the International Space Station during a video…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Christian numerologist David Meade claims that the world will end tomorrow when “Planet X”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – According to NASA, the first time in recorded history when light was blocked from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – Back in the optimistic early days of space exploration, everyone thought it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recently leaked email written by John Podesta, he acknowledges that Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A former NASA engineer at the Ames Research Center claims aliens are in our…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The plan to send humans to Mars includes a one-year layover in orbit around…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has announced that space aliens from another galaxy has informed them that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – The previously limited-edition M&M’s White Chocolate will soon be available year-round. A spokesman for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is now reporting that all four of the 16-inch wide solid aluminum wheels…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has released a statement that is causing worldwide panic. The Space Agency says…

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