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BREAKING NEWS – Chuuk State, Micronesia – The U.S. Coast Guard says two stranded mariners were rescued from an uninhabited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Drones are known for their prowess in the skies, but thanks to some new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubai, United Arab Emirates – The U.S. Navy says it has seized a weapons shipment in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Navy SEAL teams don’t have enough combat rifles to go around, even as these…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “American Sniper,” Clint Eastwood’s movie about Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the deadliest sniper in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Navy has announced that it is revoking Bill Cosby’s title of honorary chief…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – Rear Adm. Timothy M. Giardina, who was fired last year as No. 2 commander…

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UNITED STATES NAVY In the Navy SEAL culture, winning and accomplishing the mission at hand is to be done at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – The U.S. Navy has called on the help of students in its quest…

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UNITED STATES NAVY Wherever the enemy’s ships “thought” they we going, once a U.S. battleship has them in their sight,…

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