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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – An Oklahoma City Thunder broadcaster came under fire for using an old southern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Now-retired NBA legend Kobe Bryant said that if he was still playing basketball…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former NBA start Dennis Rodman is now being credited for getting Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is alleging that if a NBA player argues…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – According to a recent poll of major cities in the United States, currently the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey, the former FBI director who was fired by President Trump, sent a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – A newspaper article from “The Triangle” published in January 1892 that showed the original…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Two of the country’s poorest cities are talking about a merger they say could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Fans still angry at Kevin Durant for switching teams, are now criticizing his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lamar Odom may be back to his old partying ways. The former basketball…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Yielding to pressure from angry Oklahoma Thunder fans, Governor Mary Fallin successfully passes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Steph Curry is now blaming Golden State coach Steve Kerr for losing the NBA…

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U.S. & World History – The Stock Market Crash of 1929, began on October 24, 1929, and was the most…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Two-time MVP Steph Curry has written a letter to the NBA commissioner, demanding that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Mayor Libby Schaaf has now banned all business travel to the Windy City, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – The citizens of Oakland have now started a petition to end all NBA playoffs,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – After the Cavaliers beat the Warriors in game 7, Stephen Curry’s wife Ayesha, repeated…

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