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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The Toronto Raptors defeated the Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 at Oracle Arena,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina –NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announces that the league and the International Basketball Federation (FIBA)…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James came under fire over the weekend after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LeBron James blasts NFL, calling the owners ‘old white men’ with ‘slave mentality’….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Robert De Niro and his wife, Grace Hightower, have reportedly called it quits…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA legend Kobe Bryant’s investment in upstart sports drink brand BodyArmor spiked in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservative commentator Candace Owens challenged ESPN star Jemele Hill to a debate on racism…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN.) is boycotting the upcoming NFL season over the league’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – An Oklahoma City Thunder broadcaster came under fire for using an old southern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Now-retired NBA legend Kobe Bryant said that if he was still playing basketball…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former NBA start Dennis Rodman is now being credited for getting Kim Jong Un…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is alleging that if a NBA player argues…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – According to a recent poll of major cities in the United States, currently the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey, the former FBI director who was fired by President Trump, sent a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – A newspaper article from “The Triangle” published in January 1892 that showed the original…

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