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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, England – Eight and 9-year-old students at Flowery Field Primary School in England arrived in class…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced “Today” anchor Matt Lauer is telling supporters that he’ll be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfield, Connecticut – A Connecticut university says former news anchor Tom Brokaw has withdrawn as commencement speaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw allegedly made unwanted sexual advances…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s Chuck Todd has been slammed online after he took to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a major embarrassment for NBC anchor Lester Holt, ABC’s “World…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – New York – NBC continues vying for the gold medal in broadcasting blunders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – NBC’s Katie Couric was slammed across social media for saying Dutch successes in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Megyn Kelly “threw an Olympic fit” when she learned that NBC…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic California Sen. Dianne Feinstein suggested a “bad cold” may have impaired her mental…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – NBC network and celebrities dubbed Oprah Winfrey “our future president” following her appearance…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hoda Kotb still has a soft spot for Matt Lauer, though…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sag Harbor, New York – Matt Lauer and ringless wife former model Annette Roque, were spotted at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Since Matt Lauer was fired for inappropriate sexual behavior, “Today” has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor…

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