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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News announced that the network will move forward with plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces one of their latest cop shows that will begin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN, NBC, MSNBC, and the New York Times, have now lodged a complaint at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN, have now filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams — who was bounced from his NBC anchor job…

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BREAKING NEWS _ New York City, New York – NBC journalist Andrea Mitchell is not a fan of Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews was outraged when Donald Trump said Hillary Clinton and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Bob Costas faced social media backlash after his interview with five-time Olympic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Two American swimmers Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, were pulled off their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBC announces a new show that will air this fall. They will be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irwindale, California – Former Tonight Show host Jay Leno walked away from a scary car crash while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – Before being sentenced after getting convicted for unlawful imprisonment and carrying a concealed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Matt Lauer on the “Today Show”, actor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Meridian, Mississippi – A giant sinkhole about 50-feet wide opened up in an IHOP parking lot in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams has now returned to television, this time as an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC has now confirmed that Brian Williams who was suspended for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on the “Today Show” by Matt Lauer, Rachel…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Nightly News” has lost to ABC in the ratings for…

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