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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Alabama and Georgia won in the semi-finals, Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – In the wake of the events in Charlottesville, Va., ESPN decided to pull one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I is photographed confessing during the penitential celebration in St. Peter’s Basilica….

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Louisville officials and the the NCAA are investigating allegations in a new book that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – During a press conference after the undefeated Kentucky Wildcats lost to Wisconsin in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Being a big basketball fan, President Obama announces his 2015 picks for the NCAA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Spokane, Washington – Siyani Chambers scored 11 points, including five straight in the final two minutes, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Harold Camping, the California preacher who used his evangelical radio ministry and thousands of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, President Obama is so angry at…

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