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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa’s helpers were described as “startled and visibly shaken” after he explained to…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Five elf kingpins representing the most powerful rival toy making cartels near Santa’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus has been arrested for running a sweat shop in his toy…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to their recent cutbacks because of the economy, the North Pole Police…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Over thirty unemployed elves froze to death and even more were treated for frostbite…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After a joint investigation by the FAA and Department of Homeland Security, Santa Claus, Rudolph,…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to the slow economy which prompted Santa Claus to lay off seven of…

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