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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Transportation Safety Board has announced that it will soon be illegal for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) is now meeting to discuss the request of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the NTSB (National Transportation and Safety Board), President Obama will be lobbying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is investigating Jeep Liberty SUVs after two reports…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the current federal government shutdown, crash test dummies at the NTSB have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA and the NTSB (National Traffic and Safety Board) are both gearing up for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) announce that as of 2018, they will ban…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) is now stating that they have refused to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a study by the NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board), Washington D.C. annually…

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