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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague (Netherlands – Due to a recent ruling in the World Court in favor of China,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Dave George who is the CEO of Italian food restaurant Olive Garden, states that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milan, Italy – Drawings sketched by Leonardo da Vinci that are emerging from the walls of an…

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