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BREAKING NEWS – Rio, Brazil – What happened to the Olympic diving pool? Divers, commentators, and spectators were left baffled…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was looking at the track and field of the Olympics, specifically the steeple chase. I found it ridiculous! Where…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lausanne, Switzerland – President of the International Olympics Committee Thomas Bach, has announced that they changed the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Olympic Team for discrimination….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now demanding that the International Olympic Committee conduct an investigation of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama told Russian President Vladimir Putin in a 90 minute phone call that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Now that the Winter Olympics have been completed, athletes from all over the world…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin refers to U.S. athletes as a “bunch of wimps” for…

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                     A UNITED STATES FAN                      SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus is accusing the judges of the figure skating competition at…

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               THE U.S. MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM                SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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                DOWNHILL SKIER TED LIGETY                 SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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BREAKING NEWS – Lausanne, Switzerland– Despite the pressure worldwide, the International Olympic Committee stated that they will continue their tradition…

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                         THE TWO MAN BOBSLED TEAM OF STEVEN HOLCOMB AND STEVEN LANGTON                          SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER…

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               SNOWBOARDER RYAN STASSEL                SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization for Women) have jointly filed a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin fires back at the growing list of American athletes taking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – The Russian Olympic Committee is outraged that American bobsledder Johnny Quinn crashed through the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally responds to one of the numerous complaints from people that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – During a press conference, Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak states that he is…

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