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                U.S. Gymnast Kyla Ross

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                 U.S. Gymnast Aly Raisman

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                 U.S. Gymnast Gabrielle Douglas

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Several Middle Eastern countries are now petitioning the Olympic Committee, requesting that they add…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again I got snubbed by the uppity arrogant Olympic Committee. For seven years I have submitted a new idea…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the Chairman of the Golden Olympics, 2011 was their most successful games yet….

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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – The Iranian women’s soccer team gets disqualified by the Olympic Committee because they refused…

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