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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to recent report, people in the U.S. that are upset…

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BREAKING NEWS – Grand Rapids, Michigan – Michigan restaurant owner Tommy Brann banned Michael Moore and Seth Rogen from his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Justin Bieber apologized Wednesday to those he offended when he visited Japan’s Yasukuni war…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – A graduate from Fudan University is seen crying uncontrollably regarding her future employment opportunities….

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BREAKING NEWS – Jiuquan, China – The Chinese version of NASA, announces that they are right on target for meeting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has now confirmed the validity of a document recently smuggled out of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Chinese fast food giant Panda Express, is now being criticized over their latest product…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Top executives of the nation’s largest Chinese Food franchise Panda Express, has now issued…

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