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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS has now announced that Big Bird has been arrested for killing another Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The day after PBS aired a controversial documentary about the Black Panthers that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – PBS put its “Finding Your Roots” series on hold after determining an episode…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – Actress and liberal activist Susan Sarandon slammed Ronald Reagan and blamed him for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Well known liberal actor and director Ben Affleck, demanded the PBS…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PBS is now admitting that one of the favorite characters from Sesame Street “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now suing Arab tv station Al Jazeera and the Qatar Media Corporation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The DNC is now blaming moderator Jim Lehrer for President Obama losing his debate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab TV network Al Jazeera, Muslim detainees at Guantanamo Bay are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sesame Street – PBS is now admitting there is a rift on their famous children’s show between…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Under intense pressure by the press, PBS reluctantly admits to the real reason why Kermit the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS announces that they’ll launch a new series in the spring, in which they…

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