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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. military successfully shot down a mock nuclear warhead simulating the speed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Jane Fonda is now encouraging all Americans to join her in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza vows attacks on the West in revenge for his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – Sarah Silverman has called for a military coup against President Donald Trump. She tweeted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that the plan to soon lobby Congress, in attempt to end…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Russian fighter jet made an “unsafe close-range intercept” of a US aircraft over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch announces her idea to combat terrorism. “The good in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annapolis, Maryland – The National Organization of Women (NOW) sent an angry letter to the Pentagon in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The number of U.S. Army soldiers on active duty has been reduced to its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubai, United Arab Emirates – The U.S. Navy says it has seized a weapons shipment in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Navy SEAL teams don’t have enough combat rifles to go around, even as these…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Major General James Martin, deputy assistant secretary for budget under the US Air Force’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – The Defense Department has released a video of U.S. airstrikes blowing up an Islamic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A German-born rapper who traded in the life of a MC for a life…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A U.S. drone strike in Syria Tuesday reportedly killed one of ISIS’ top online…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After spending hundreds of millions of dollars creating tiny drones, the Pentagon is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Oregon – An Oregon woman who gained notoriety several years ago for marrying at least 14…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –The Pentagon has announced that F-35 pilots will soon be wearing $400,000 helmets that can…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on MSNBC’s “Hardball”, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested that…

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