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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Reps. Liz Cheney and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed on Twitter over each other’s understanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA now wants a law passed making clichés with animals in it, to be…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – We’re doomed! Beto O’Rourke starts presidential campaign by claiming the world faces ‘catastrophe’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney CEO Bob Iger called the handling of stars Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., lashed out at an anonymous shutterbug who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Methuen, Massachusetts – ‘Mini pigs’ become growing problem as animal shelters become inundated with overgrown swine. For…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Critics are slamming ABC’s “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” for seating its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now promoting their agenda, by alleging that wild animals that are female…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA are now challenging the state of Texas in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was caught pushing misleading claims about blocking a presumed visit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Georgia – A Georgia grandmother claims she strangled a rabid bobcat to death after it jumped…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – President Trump is said to be outraged at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seville, Spain – A Spanish matador hoping for a triumphant return from a brutal goring, was again…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of animals at the National Zoo in the nation’s capitol, signed a petition…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are emphatically backing a mayor in northern Alaska, after he announced that Whoville…

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BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – An historic Episcopal parish Christ Church, where George Washington frequently worshiped has decided to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago, while I was on vacation in Cornwall, England, I met a man who was obviously a…

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