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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a self-described grassroots campaign rally in Bronzeville, but…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mad Magazine, a U.S. institution famous for the grinning face of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Boosted by a break-out performance in last week’s first round of Democratic presidential nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is “Mad” at Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. “Alfred E. Neuman cannot…

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