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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – CNN President Jeffrey Zucker has announced that he is pulling the plug on British…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After getting into a heating argument with Alex Jones, CNN host…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Piers Morgan tells pastor Rick Warren that the bible is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Spike Lee states…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Academy Award winning…

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